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Pottles Bottles 

(noun) Pottles was reinvented by combining “pop-top” with “bottles”...or if you prefer "pot" with "bottles"!
1. I'm tired of getting arrested because of these cheap ass baggies. Where are my pottles bottles?
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!

Porta Potties 

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012

Hargi Pottes 

A totally improved version of Harry Potter. In this adaptation for Spanish television, she's a young basque wizard with telekinetic powers over make-up who fight against the evil forces of Reventolandus: the Zevillian carrots, Desiderius B. and Wallsdemort.
- Last episode of Hargi Pottes was spot on!
- You gotta love that Hargi, girrrl.
Hargi Pottes by nyoru June 13, 2013
An Engrish derivative used most commonly by Potatoheads.
This fool is speaking Pottese or something. It sure isn't English.
<Potatohead> just like in the english language, i know some japo words, but not enough to form sentences
<Potatohead> anyone ever ate the potation chip named 'Munchos' ?
<Potatohead> -letters+letters
Pottese by Aguktawarrior October 3, 2007
Comes from the british phrase ' Not a pot to piss in'. To have nothing
Not a pot to piss in'. To have nothing.being potless
potless by unhelpfulone January 16, 2009
Potless means "no money". It means no money at hand, at home, as well as no money at the bank. So potless means completly out of money. I found this word in a movie "One man and his dog".
- Anyway, we can't go anywhere, we're potless.
- Well, it's better that beign lifeless.
potless by nonameuser January 22, 2006