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A very very VERY nice vagina
"So did you fuck her?"
"Yeah bro, she had a potch"
by Dusty Pucks February 10, 2017
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Like when a small child takes crayons and draws on the dining room table and says that the person that lived there before did it, the mom would say: Im going to potch you in the tuchiss(butt)!
by codiakx March 02, 2009
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To unnecessarily play around with something.
He's awlays potching with that car of his
by Pugster August 16, 2006
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To soflty tap the belly, or equally cuddly part of something that could be considered cute; most frequently animals such as a Walrus or Polar bear.
AWWWWW, that walrus is so big and cute, don't you just wanna Potch it? That emu over there is the definition of Potchable!
by knightroa6 July 07, 2009
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to work or do something, but not whole heartedly. the result is the work is done terribly.
i was going to do some gardening, but i couldnt be bothered so i just potched. the gardens still fucking messy.
by Leeko22Arsenal August 14, 2007
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to ejaculate, without touching the target, into and on any orifice of another person,, including, but not limited to, a butthole, mouth, ear, nose, etc, and completely covering the orifice in semen.
"Is it gay to potch in another man's butthole?"
"No, man, because there is no touching involved. It's just target practice."
by st. coffin February 02, 2009
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Pronounced 'Pot-Ch'

To describe something unbelievably good - Short for "Proper Off The Chain".

"That new Timbaland Album is Potch!"
"Have you seen Laura's new Car, it's Potch!"
by Willisinavest October 05, 2007
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