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3.
the food of kings who r skint
"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"
by sam.f June 08, 2003
 
1.
Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.
Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.
by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004
 
2.
To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened
"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"
by Graham Lester January 13, 2005
 
4.
Something that is simple or easy to solve, like a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle.
"Who could have committed this horrible crime?"
"Potnoodle, my dear Watson. It was the butler!"
by P. J. April 12, 2008
 
5.
to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon
"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"
by win-co-fo February 06, 2003
 
6.
The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)
I don't know about this shirt, its a bit pot noodle, part of me loves it and part of me hates it

That gig was a bit pot noodle, I don't know what to make of it
by mim74 January 11, 2008
 
7.
wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY
i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4
by super noodle roolz August 16, 2003