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Posteraro 

The last name of my true love. Anyone named Posteraro is da most sexii, loving, hot, sexii, funny, sexii, hot, enjoyable person you'll eva meet and fun to be around. This girl will turn you on like crazy, and you'll love whats on the outside AND the inside. True Love at first BEAUTIFUL sight. When you meet a Posteraro, your life will be changed forever.
Joe: Hey, what's up?
Paul: Whoa, i met a Posteraro yesterday. That's the most turned on i've been since the 6th grade. We're goin' out now, and my life is perfect.
Joe: DUUUUUUUUUDE! I'm so jealous! I hope to someday meet a Posteraro.
Posteraro by ilovesexiippl April 11, 2009
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posterior funk 

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.
Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!
posterior funk by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Posterboy 

A posterboy (or “poster boy,” also “postergirl/poster girl” as appropriate) is a usually famous person who is heavily associated with and/or generally found to represent a given movement, subculture, religious group, fandom, etc. to people who do not belong to said group. The name comes from their frequent appearances in the group’s promotional materials, especially posters. Generally, they are very outspoken, opinionated and experienced within their group, though a single act gaining major media attention can also thrust someone into posterboy-dom. Examples of posterboys include Richard Dawkins for the atheist community and Dan Savage for the homosexual community.

Unfortunately, due to the vocal minority effect, and the fact that sensationalist actions and statements tend to gain the most mainstream media attention, many posterboys hold wildly extreme views that aren’t supported by the majority of their groups, leading many to unfairly judge others who are normally perfectly sane.
I hate calling myself an atheist anymore because our posterboys like Dawkins and Hitchens make us all look like assholes.
Posterboy by arthousegrunge October 3, 2013
that has gotta be the most scrumptious posterior i have ever seen
posterior by just jen August 26, 2003

Posterior pal 

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.
I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.

posterior extraction 

Method used to come up with data, or reasoning to make a descision. Formerly known as pulling it out of your ass.
Little Johnny: "I think President Bush is the most beloved president since Hoover."

Big Johnny: "How did you come up with that idea?"

LJ: "I used the posterior extraction method."
posterior extraction by frnkly April 28, 2008

Posterior Analysis

To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.
When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.
Posterior Analysis by shabbychef September 9, 2009