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Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.
John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?
by This is my name, bitch March 11, 2010

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