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Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING! Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.
Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad! Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often? Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT! Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM! Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup Doctor: It's syphilis. Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay. Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck! Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it! |
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1. Someone who is always optimistic and who always sees the good in things. Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money." Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!" |
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