Poser Goth

Someone who wears.

Fake piercings. eg lip, cartilage etc
Likes avril, h.i.m, fall outboy etc
Crap teen goth diary
Normally copies someone but v badly
Only talks bout music etc when that person is around

Me ( to my mates) : Yh so did you see eastenders last night
Mate: Yeah
Poser Goth (near us): I love H.I.M's new video omfg it so rock my socks(crap phrases)
Me: Wtf don't try it bitch

by Anon*Anti Poser's October 26, 2007

poser goth/punk

Someone who labels themselves goth and or punk; yet doesn't know the true meaning of goth/punk. They usually just label themselves that because they think it makes them "cool".

poser goth/punk:"I'm goth. I listen to my chemical romance. I hate my life. And I wear black clothes cause it makes me look goth."

Or

poser goth/punk:"I'm punk. I listen to green day. I wear eyeliner like billie joe cause it makes me look punk."

by 4422 December 9, 2005

poser goth/punk

someone who pretend to be punk/goth by dressing like they are or listening to music to show off

1)god that kid is such a poser. he listen to the used then goes home and listens to linkin park
2)sammy emglard,yohi cohen

by islndrs45 January 17, 2005

poser goth/punk

Some fruity kid that has a bunch of piercings, possibly tattoos (depends, because some of them puss out when they realize what idiots they will look like), pretends that their lives suck as they come to school/work in the luxury sports car their daddy bought them (black, of course "like their soul"), and goes around dissing everyone's music or anyone that listens to a band that has a fanbase of over 2 because it's so not cool to listen to a band that more than 2 people have heard of. Music talent may vary, but mostly they are worthless sacks of shit, so you can only assume the music they make sucks. Also tend to write really awful and morbid poetry, with their only friend the Thesaurus so it makes them look more intelligent than they actually are (which most of them AREN'T).

Last thing that should be mentioned is that they usually wear clothing with a lot of patches on them that don't make any sense, or try to show off their "awesome" nonconformist way, but do not realize they ARE, in fact, conforming. They fit in with the queer crowd quite nicely...

Basically... well, yeah, this trend needs to END... Now go start a terrible grind core band named "Murdering Kittens", and try to look even "cooler".

Cool Goth/Punk 1: Dude, I have so many piercings
Cool Goth/Punk 2: Naw, dude, I have more piercings...
Frustrated father: Kids, kids... Lets settle this... You are both faggots..

by DDark February 25, 2005

poser goth dike

Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.

What happened to Jenna?

She couldn't make any friends, so she went poser goth dike.

by Christiano McBeth September 8, 2006

Goth Poser

Someone who is too much of a loser to be a loser so he has to pretend hto be a loser. Acutally spelt Goth Poseur

"I weaar all black and worship Satan! Fear me because I listen to Marilyn Manson and that makes me hardcore. I'm going to sit in a dark corner and cry about how bad my life is even though my daddy is rich because I'm hardcore."

by Real Gangsta in da House July 16, 2005

goth poser

A person that isnt strange or cool or funny so he/she wears gothic clothing but usually doesnt act gothic just wears the clothing for attention

normal person: hey goth! how many times didja cut today?
goth poser: i dont cut so shut the fuck up!
normal person:riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

by Joe725 June 25, 2006