A male version of the Brazilian wax.
God my sack itches so bad form that Portuguese I just got.
by jkuss June 15, 2009
adj. Faux; phony; seeming; superficial
v. To obtain through false pretenses
He was a Portuguese aristocrat; although he wore a monocle and spoke with a snooty accent, his parents were lowly tradespeople.
The Portuguese detectives could not see the abductor's footprints even though they were visible to the naked eye. He Portuguesed his way into the art exhibit even though he had no idea who Julian Schnabel was.
by G Koralis April 29, 2009
When you are at a light, and after it turns green, you try to make a left turn faster than oncoming traffic can reach you in the straight lane.
"If that asshole tries to pull a Portugese on me, I'm gonna broadside him"
by Themightytimmah May 30, 2005
Another word for Portagee. (Both noun and adjective.)
Portuguese soup is a culinary delight. Eat some today!
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
A retarded Italian.

Speaks like Spanish or Italian languages but with cotton balls in their mouth.
Portuguese people are the biggest idiots in the world.
A male, who is usually straight, but exhibits some feminine qualities. It is considered the lowest level of gayness.
Christiano Ronaldo is portuguese.
David Beckham is portuguese. Did you see his purse?
by Armando Rodriguez May 19, 2007

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