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Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 23, 2008

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