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While one person is taking a shit, he spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person sits on their lap and shits into the same toilet.
Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a Portuguese Santa.
by natertot December 23, 2008

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