Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy
2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)
des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.
i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.