Hero's of the seas, good at making cheese, if they come to dinner... give them cod and peas.
Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.
Andrew: I live with some portugeezers
Tom: what are they like?
Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.