A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.
Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.
by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005
The pretentious freind of D'Artagnan, Aramis and Athos. Porthos was a muskateer of Monseiur de Treville's men, in the Novel "The Three Muskateers" by Alexandre Dumas.
Porthos spent most of his money on his clothes in order to appear more wealthy than he was. However Porthos was a good man and a rather intriguing character.
by Blazin Hazen August 04, 2006
A woman who is payed to sleep with a man named "Velox". You can see these two tards in COGS chat. Velox being the arsey power hungry piece of shit. Porthos being the paid woman/half man in it.
You are such a porthos. i feel sorry for you
by COGS champion. February 14, 2004