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A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.
Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
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A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
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