A pathetic high school located on the southern tip of Lake Michigan. The school is pathetic, hence PHS (Pathetic High School), where all most of the student population and administrators are concerned solely with sports and football. Run down school, carpet long gone and threadbare, walls missing wallpaper, urinals and toilets, as well as the stalls mostly ripped out and long gone, leaving bare plumbing. Bare electrical wires can also be found throughout the building, yet a new Fieldhouse and Sports stadium was just constructed, imagine that. Commonly do the "Heil Hitler" salute instead of the "Tomohawlk chop", due to the low intelligence of the majority of the student population.
Nah brah, too busy getting high at Portage High School.
by Portage November 03, 2010