Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.
I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.
by frsky August 02, 2007

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Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.

Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!
i love all my port people!!!
by port_is_hott May 30, 2005

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A small town in Wisconsin, near Miluakee.
_Mostly_ harmless.
"Port Washington don't even have a tacobell!"
by Lunpa October 16, 2006

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