A drinking town with a fishing problem.
A place where kids party in a pasture (a big muddy field).
A place where the inside of the jail cells are pink.
A place that includes 10 attractive girls. Cassie Peacock, Hannah Jones, Meredith Berry, Katy Fries, Megan Calloway, Judy Wright, Kelsey Ortiz, Becky Mccall, Savana Nixon, and Emily Scott
guy: Hey wanna go get fucked up at the beach?
other guy: Yeah lets head out to port aransas.
guy: fuck yeah the girls are hot
The coolest beach town you'll ever go to!
Home of the prettiest girls, superstar athletes, and intellegent minds! Other people diss Port Aransas because they are so outstanding at everything! They throw the sickest parties, midnight cruise, and go to the beach everyday!
Some of the greatest people you will ever meet attend Port Aransas High School...
Guy: Hey man we should go to Port Aransas!
Man: Hell Yeah dude I hear the girls are beautiful and that all the people there are super good at sports and are incredibly intelligent!
Guy: We should go to school there instead of this inbread piece of shit town!
An extremely small town full of rednecks and rich people.
A place where all of the kids go to get fucked up, even when there is nothing to do there.
A place full of street rats, whores, and douchebags.
3/10 people you meet there are the okay ones.
guy 1: hey wanna go somewhere?
guy 2: yeah sure. let's go to port aransas and trash their town.