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Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,

There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,

-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.
-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"
by RTOONS42 June 13, 2009
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