2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?
Guy1: Basically it's 5 old monitors from a pawn shop hooked to 3 computers with no case all perched on a closet door sitting between 2 cinder blocks sitting across his bathtub. Oh, and Pornguyver's got a projector running too.