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Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."
by ThePwnmeister February 22, 2012