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1.
When you masturbate to much and then once you actually start to have sex you cant get hard and dont enjoy it as much
I had the worst porn dick i need to stop whackin it
by DestinyIsGayAndIsElijahsBitch August 31, 2009
 
2.
A dick with a bend in it.
Haha look at him, he has a porn dick!
by Leroy the Prophet November 21, 2006