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Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.
There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A faint whiff of obscenity
Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 17, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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