1. A very, very, very fat man.
2. A freakish transfusion between a pig and a man, usually occuring over radioactive waste sites.
3. The awesomest gamer ever, and if you dont think so I'll pwn you any day.
1. HAHA EVERYBODY POINT AT THE PORKMAN AND LAUGH!!!!
2. That porkman should've never let them store that waste under his house.
3. OMG PORKMAN JUST PWNED UR N00B ASS!!!!!!