An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.
I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.
by Pierce Hyman April 25, 2017
Slang term referring to people trapped in collapsed underground rail stations.
Don't let me die here like some fuckin' porkfinger.
by Linseed February 12, 2010