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3.
A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.
An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface
by Total Chav September 09, 2005
 
1.
Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.
X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's such a porkface.
by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2010
 
2.
Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.
X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? She's omnivorous. I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's also a porkface.
by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2010