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8.
When a girl has big pussy lips.
yo did your girl let you eat those pork chops?
by homeytheclown November 07, 2010
 
9.
Large sideburns that go down the cheek
Elvis Presley had porkchops
by JAKE+LYNNE December 10, 2007
 
10.
The portion of a man's chest exposed by wearing either a deep V-neck or unbuttoning several of the top buttons.
Dude, way to rock the hairy porkchop. Now button up; you look like a date rapist.
by remyg November 03, 2011
 
11.
n. To forcibly smack someone upon the forehead with your open palm.
Sister Mary Margaret was annoying me with all her talk about dingos so I porkchopped her.
by Phil Ken Sebben August 31, 2007
 
12.
1. A word used to describe a chunkyguy.

2. A chunky/ other wise not bad looking white dude.

3. A dumb blonde male with over chunked ego.
"Damn that boy gettin big! What a pork-chop!"
"Yeah, he's a fat ass, but he's a cute little pork-chop!"
She was compelled to notice him, due to his stupidity and 'bad ass' attitude, "what a freakin pork-chop!"
by shirre February 09, 2005
 
13.
a sarcastic term for a plump-ish person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them because you want them to improve their lifestyle/eating habits
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I not?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question. if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily.

Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen, right?
by Sexydimma November 16, 2012
 
14.
Crisp and smoky, used to describe the tone of one's voice.
"M. Ward's voice is sooo porkchop, man."
by Paulina Revere November 14, 2011