To finger-fuck a woman, not neccessarily involving intercourse--in other words digital stimulation in the sense of digital equalling fingers and having a decidely analog meaning. Perhaps, an archaic usage but familiar to people in the Midwest, especially during the eighties where the journey from first base to home plate was a long and ardous task. See also smell my fingers, man. Also, refers to obese Missouri women as in corn-fed pork.
"Dude, by the end of the month I am totally going to do Cindy--I porked her last night in the car and I'm heading for home plate!"
"Cindy, but she's like total corn-fed pork dude! Can you even find the slit on that chick? Did you pork or did you spork her?"
by joshualawrence April 11, 2008
To engage in sexual intercourse.
So we went back to my place to pork.
by We Are Magnus the Ample April 24, 2007
1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.

2: Meat taken from swine.

3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!

2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.

3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
by Varris June 07, 2007
The OTHER four-letter word.
Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.
by flyingdog March 18, 2008
1. v. To engage in sexual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.

2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.
1. Jeff porked Carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.

2. I porked her senseless.
by Fraggle Max August 27, 2007
My favorite noun and verb.
I love a good pork sandwich!

I love a good PORK! sandwich!
by drogich April 11, 2009
The word "pork" (ta choiridia, literally, 'piglets') suggests for the female genitalia, dating back to early Ancient Greek comedy around 380 BC.
"Or is your preference pork, let my daughter persuade you."

- Line 574 of the play "The Wasps" 422 BC written by playwright Aristophanes. Line taken from "Frogs and Other Plays" by Aristophanes, translated by David Barrett ©1964
by Aristophanes the playwright May 12, 2011
/to pork/ v. to have sexual intercourse with someone.

2. porking/ present tense

3. porked/ past tense
My friend and I were watching a movie, and from the beginning, we could tell the two main characters were going to pork.
by MissMoreAwesome June 29, 2010

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