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A pork snuggy is when an obese female takes her fat roles and uses them to stroke the erect penis of the male. All of this takes place while wrapped up in a snuggy such as one seen on tv.
Guy 1: "Dude, why are you dating that chick, she's huge."

Guy2: "What can i say, I'm a chubby chaser. That and she gives a great pork snuggy."

Guy1: "Oh my god, stop, that's discusting!!!"
by G.Joe16 May 05, 2010

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