An eccentric angel living on earth.
Left Heaven because he felt it was run not very efficiently.
In truth Heaven kicked him out since he pitched the idea of people seeing hamsters riding squids like a miniature cowboys before they died, instead of the regular life-flashing-before-their-eyes routine.
Enjoys skittles and well maintained nails.
Porcratus: "And so the angel took the fallen man's hand and helped him up. After asking why the man fell down, the angel handed him a Healing Kitty and wished upon the man well tidings."
by Porcratus January 23, 2009
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