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A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.
Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
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