1. A lazy black man who usually sits on his porch and partakes in various activities such as: listening to the radio, watching the neighbors, drinking grape drink, drinking kool-aid, drinking a 40, eating chicken, eating watermelon, smoking marijuana, smoking newport cigarettes, complaining about why they're always broke, ect.
2. A derogatory term used to refer to someone who is lazy or black
go get a job you god damn porch monkey
A stanky stupid nigger that enjoys sitting on their porch beating the meat at the young girls that walk by their shack. They eat watermelon, fried chicken, diced peaches. They drink kool-aid and grape drank. If the are not on the porch they are usually walking around walmart stealing shit, at KFC, at the DMV trying to get their impounded license and car back. How to identify them; buck teeth, afros, smoking weed or snorting crack. Also if you dont see them on their porch they might be picking cotton for whte people.
When Mike Grier is not playing hockey for the buffalo sabres you can usually find him being a porch monkey.
A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.
, jigga boo
and swamp ninja
Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!
Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?
Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!
a nigger that has escaped from the trees and found a porch to sell crack off of
cop 1: we need a big bust
cop 2: look over there a bunch of porch monkeys lets get them
Primitive ape from the jungles of Africa.
That porch monkey stole my watermelon.
used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.
a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...
Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".
"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys
so that my company can rest their feet a spell".