A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.
Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*
A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered
Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.
A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.
These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.
Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.
"I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."
the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.