Act of going to the toilet to sleep when you are at work
"Man, I am so hungover and sleepy.

You should just have a pooze"

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"I'm so tired, I need to go for a pooze. I'll come back and give the secretary a strawberry shortcake"
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A lanky ball player, usually the softest on the team, who has an unlimited supply of bad jokes.
"Pooze, lookin super soft man."

"Batting ninth, and warming the bench, Pooze!"

"His names Rory"
-Pooze's mom
by Ricky Rimmer June 08, 2009

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It means the same thing as ''pussy''
That guy is such a pooze. He's scared of his own shadow
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a compound word formed from the words poo and ooze. It is the verb used to describe the act of poo oozing out of ones anal cavity, notably while the pants are still intact.
"His mud-butt started to pooze"

"His constant poozing brought suspicion to bystanders that he may have soiled his trousers"
by Mr. Poozer July 14, 2009

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Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...
After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.
by Clinton Beaverpants December 15, 2007

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Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...
After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.

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The slippery anal juice that is excreted after savage pounding of the rectum. Pooze is also known for the extra thick blood created by the anal fissures that a woman suffers after savage anus pounding.
Fred exclaimed to his friend that the god damn bitch got pooze all over his dick, forcing Fred to give her a poozey dirty sanchez.
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