A tightly wound ball of semi-biomass made out of the compression of underwear lint, public hair, various vaginal matter and fecal matter that acts as an emulsifier. Commonly found in the underwear of unkempt women between the vagina and anus.
We were totally hooking up, but when I took off her underwear a shit ton of pooty pearls came tumbling out! So so sick.
by WankKing July 31, 2013