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A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
by Poisoned Al November 10, 2010
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"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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Pootis Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress Heavy Heavy Weapons Guy
by Outspace June 23, 2013
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Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.
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Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you begin to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.
by Piingas November 20, 2010
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When a heavy says (put dispenser here) he doesn't say it correct but he says POOTIS'PENSER
Scout: Put dispenser here .
Engineer:Roger
Heavy:POOTIS'SPENSER here
Team:ughh
by Mr.POOTIS May 01, 2016
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The very top of your butt crack, where it is just a fold and does not lead to anything, such as a butt hole. Often times, when somebodies buttcrack is showing, it is the pootis.
by EmilieJordan2413 February 15, 2014
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