You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.
by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009
Definition of {Pooter} is a Fat Fuck heavy From. Tf2 that equip the sandvich for the secondary slot to heal teammates or use it for itself. there are
{Default Pooter} is the Pooter who tries to help the team by throwing the sandvich towards teammates with 6/10 chance of the teammate dying anyway from miss calculations of timing.
{Friendly Pooter} is the Pooter who is retarded and will heal both teams and 5/10 chance of giving the enemy team an advantage and the Pooter dying in the process.
{Chad Pooter} is the Pooter who is skilled at being the Pooter. the Pooter will have 10/10 chance healing teammates without them dying in the process, and will buttfuck the medic a lot.
{Poor Pooter} is a Pooter who does not use the sandvich and only use the Dalokohs Bar or Second Banana to heal teammates with less health.
"Bad Pooter" is a Pooter who can never be good at healing teammates and when they try to there is a 3/10 chance of the teammate dies in the process from very terrible miss calculations.
"Braindead Pooter" is a Pooter who has no IQ and will never heal teammates because how new to the game, probably wearing the gibus, and pyrovision goggles. and never learned to throw the sandvich.
{Default Pooter} is the Pooter who tries to help the team by throwing the sandvich towards teammates with 6/10 chance of the teammate dying anyway from miss calculations of timing.
{Friendly Pooter} is the Pooter who is retarded and will heal both teams and 5/10 chance of giving the enemy team an advantage and the Pooter dying in the process.
{Chad Pooter} is the Pooter who is skilled at being the Pooter. the Pooter will have 10/10 chance healing teammates without them dying in the process, and will buttfuck the medic a lot.
{Poor Pooter} is a Pooter who does not use the sandvich and only use the Dalokohs Bar or Second Banana to heal teammates with less health.
"Bad Pooter" is a Pooter who can never be good at healing teammates and when they try to there is a 3/10 chance of the teammate dies in the process from very terrible miss calculations.
"Braindead Pooter" is a Pooter who has no IQ and will never heal teammates because how new to the game, probably wearing the gibus, and pyrovision goggles. and never learned to throw the sandvich.
"Hey You Pooter" means that someone wants your special attention.
"fucken Pooter" means a Mad Fuck from the other team pissed off that he can't kill you while you are eating and the enemy dies in the process or your teammate is pissed off from you not healing your teammate and eat In front of them and teammate dies in the process.
"Thanks Pooter" Means that your Teammate/enemy hade a great time with you
"broke Pooter" means your Teammate is disappointed in you for using the Dalokohs or Second Banana for healing them.
"Retard Pooter" Means that you can not heal teammates and never learn how to throw the sandvich.
"fucken Pooter" means a Mad Fuck from the other team pissed off that he can't kill you while you are eating and the enemy dies in the process or your teammate is pissed off from you not healing your teammate and eat In front of them and teammate dies in the process.
"Thanks Pooter" Means that your Teammate/enemy hade a great time with you
"broke Pooter" means your Teammate is disappointed in you for using the Dalokohs or Second Banana for healing them.
"Retard Pooter" Means that you can not heal teammates and never learn how to throw the sandvich.
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