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1.
smelly top lip the smell that sticks with you for life!
When you wipe your finger up your ass crack and then slid across your best pal/partner's top lip for the laugh!!!! This is a Poo Tash.....THEY WONT LAUGH BUT YOU'LL PISS YOUR SELF!!!
by Net & Scott The Power November 10, 2006
 
2.
When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.
"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."
by Dickhead July 19, 2003
 
3.
When someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn't shave it off. Normally on pubescent teen boys
"Did you see that guy today Lilly?"
"Yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes"
by pootie1990 August 26, 2009
 
4.
Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...
My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!
by Terry the STI ferry February 25, 2006
 
5.
When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.
''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''
by Ripples69 January 12, 2013
 
6.
A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.
"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"
by yehnwutuhvapoptash October 22, 2011
 
7.
muppet twat loser pussy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter
you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash
by andy pope April 19, 2008