A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.
Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.
by b3nmay456 August 20, 2008
Top Definition
Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
by disturbed April 06, 2004
Another name for pussy
Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!
by FiLaBoY May 27, 2006
poo tang is what us men like to call the land of pussy
"u gunna get some poo tang tonight?" "hell yea"
by smity April 14, 2006
a girls puussy, box, vagina, or twat
dude if i play my cards right tonight i might get some of jessicas poo tang
by cj nucca September 19, 2007
1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.
Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"
by Nunya March 26, 2005
raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good
dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife
by andy blackass February 26, 2006
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