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poot for those of you who really want to know, is Pennsylvania Dutch slang for an errant weed gone to seed-especially the wind carried seeds of a Dandelion or milk weed pod. I'm sure its origin can be traced back to a similiar word in the High German of the Palatinate of 300 years ago.
"The young girl earnestly made a wish, then sent the poots adrift with the force of one breath."
by pootlover March 22, 2004
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Just like shart a poot, is a when you fart, and shit comes out along with it, except in the poop, toot, form.
The look the teacher gave Johnny made him poot.
by glue is crazy May 19, 2006
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a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.
that fart was a poot!
by Jesus July 24, 2003
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The act of pooing and booting at the same time.
Fred: What happened to you last night?
Dick: Oh man, I ended up pooting from that Chinese food we ate.
by JSpoot January 07, 2008
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An unidentified substance excreted from the female genetalia after an orgasm. Usually brown in color and blamed on other people. Other forms of the word include poots, pooted, pootage, pooty poots, and pootles.
Person 1: "That was a great orgasm!"
Person 2: "What is that brown poot coming out of you?"
Person 1: "I don't know, it must be from you!"
Person 2: "I think you definitely had some pootage on that."
by D's Hoes March 26, 2008
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Poot = Poop + Toot. The equivalent of a shart but for anyone under age 2.
I thought you just had a toot but looked and it was really a poot.
by NickPDX September 16, 2014
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a name for a goofy friend who falls a lot.
Nooph is Bon Jon's poot.
by Bon Jon March 23, 2005
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