1.) A nonsensical place holder, commonly used in math.

2.) Often used to describe when a situation doesn't work, or if something means nothing.

3.) Also, it can be used as an expletive.
1.) Is it a Z-score, T-score, or poot?

2.) It means poot.

3.) POOOOT!
by Autumn Ai April 28, 2009
Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)
Excuse me, I just pooted.
by Stéphane Viau February 10, 2005
A fancy Person's Fart
(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
by Ryan January 30, 2004
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
by SenorMusk August 28, 2007
a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.
My butt went poot!
by Crunkmasta Flex August 11, 2003
1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"
by hmm!? June 22, 2006
A fart that a girl would make, usually has a cute sound.
Girl: *poot*

Boy: Did you just poot?

Girl: ya

Boy: Unbelievable! that was pretty cute tho..
by PennyMarshallll July 14, 2010
Armenian slang term, usually vulgar, for the vagina. Similar to the English use of the word, "pussy."
Dzri poots g'uzem. (I want free pussy)
by Tkhmar November 12, 2006

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