Poosting

To post on a forum or message board while at the same time excreting fecal waste.

Hey guys, just so you know, I'm poosting this response just because you mean so much to me *Ass Wipe Break* where was I?

by AjaxtheGoat November 4, 2009

Poost

1. When a person is so full from eating that they are unable to move or do anything. This is commonly done on Thanksgiving. 2. When a person is sitting or lying around doing nothing and is stricken with complete and utter boredom. This usage of the word is highly prevalent in Duluth Minnesota.

1. I'm so full and sleepy from eating all that turkey, I think I need to lay down and poost for a couple hours. 2. God I'm bored, I've been poosting around my house all day!

by poostypat June 2, 2010

Poost

The act of blowing on hot objects, particularly food, to cool them.

The soup was so hot, I needed to poost on it to eat it.

by Shaizard August 15, 2019

Poost

When you store your badinky in the hoonky and leave it there to marinate as if it was an egg in a chicken roost.

Troy: Bro my girlfriend wants to poost tonight - I'm scared.
Groy: Bro

by Slurmp11 February 26, 2022

poost

To gently blow on a beverage or food item that is too hot to eat.

person sips hot chocolate and burns tongue
"Oh it's too hot, I'll just poost on it."

by MaizDaiz5 May 11, 2010

Poost

The shortened form of the word "Poosta." Used when...when it just feels right.

1. "Hey man, I heard you banged my mom at that party last week!" "Yeah, haha, I poosted the poost outta her."

2. "Sorry, Harvey, but you do, in fact have thyroid cancer. Additionally, you are deaf now for reasons unbeknownst to modern medical science." "Aw, poost."

by Alex Leon December 8, 2010

poost

the act of pissing out of your ass.

"Today I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I poosted my pants."

by pirt dept. September 13, 2006