A Pooque is when you go for a poo, but instead just sit there farting. Often followed by wiping automatically, then realising you only had a Pooque.
" i just went to take a dump, but it turned out only to be a Pooque"
When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.
'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'