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A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".
B is for booty, the second only thing they think about. C is for cheat, their only talent. D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore? E is for everyone, who they are trying to please. F is for "fag", what they call what is different. G is for "Gods", that which they think they are. H is for humane, that which they don't care about. I is for individuality, that which they don't have. J is for jokes that they play on other people. K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell. L is for lame, the point which they fear. M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing. N is fir no respect, what they give others. O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them. P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other. Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet. R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else. S is for simple, they see only in black and white. T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis. U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!! V is for vindictive, what more can I say. W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA. X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty. Y is for you, that which they don't care for. Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!! Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!! |
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