B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.
C is for cheat, their only talent.
D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?
E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.
F is for "fag", what they call what is different.
G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.
H is for humane, that which they don't care about.
I is for individuality, that which they don't have.
J is for jokes that they play on other people.
K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.
L is for lame, the point which they fear.
M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.
N is fir no respect, what they give others.
O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.
P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.
Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.
R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.
S is for simple, they see only in black and white.
T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.
U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!
V is for vindictive, what more can I say.
W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.
X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.
Y is for you, that which they don't care for.
Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!