poopsloth 

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff

Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!

poopsloth by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopsnatch 

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.

Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.

Poopsnatch by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

poopstache 

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

poopstache by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

poopsnotch 

any device or apparatus used for the express purpose of giving somebody a hitler

i shoved the cactus into kelly's butthole, removed it, and smeared the poo on her upper lip. magically, the cactus became a poopsnotch.

poopsnotch by babysnakes May 9, 2007

poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.

Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!

poopscotch by redbomber0 October 12, 2005

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

Poopscotch by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005