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a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.
I love this poopy new dinner.
I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much.
I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.
by myshrah February 03, 2010
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1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass!!! *My examples are very funny!
1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation.

2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.

3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.

4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.

5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.

6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.

7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!

cock, penis
by Fuzzy1! August 03, 2009
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N. 1) Anything unpleasant that you may step in or get splattered on you. 2) Solid waste expelled from your bum. 3) A "cover all" word used as a filler instead of giving an actual description of something.

V. 1) The act of expelling solid waste from your bum.
N. Ah man! I got poop on me.
N. Get all your poop off my desk!
V. Be right back, I gotta go poop.
by Milkman1974 January 15, 2004
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a word used in spongebob that stands for:

P eople

O rder

O ur

P atties
Mr. Crabs : hey spongebitch
Spongebob: yes?
Mr. Crabs: REMEMBER POOP
Spongebob:WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?
Mr. Crabs: I WANT MONEY NOW GET ME SOME BITCH AND I MIGHT JUST PAY YOU
Spongebob: cries and runs out the door
by beeotchluver June 20, 2010
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well my breath smells alot like poop
by marky poo October 24, 2003
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Some types of poop include:

The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.

The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.
Man, I just took a massive poop.
by 3245475678878678.. November 25, 2011
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do you have to have an example to know what it is?
by Ricky November 28, 2003
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