*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system
past tense/noun: pooner
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!