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1.
A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.
How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!
by Pingwog July 25, 2008
 
2.
To masturbate whilst taking a shit.
Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.
by nolanj April 13, 2008
 
3.
A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.
e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"
 
4.
Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet
Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"
by clyonsnz April 12, 2008