verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.
(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.
Can be used in many forms.
Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"
Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"
Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"
A Vagina, 3 kinds:
1. Poonana is a little girls vagina 0-13.
2. Poonani A teenagers vagina 13-20.
3. Poontang a mature womans vagina (quite good) 20-35.
4. Poonono an old vagina often with large muff 35-110.
1. i said dont play with your poonana
2. i saw this girl in the club last night sure she had a poonani
3. i got some sweet poontang last night.
4. oh shit i'm gonna be sic after seeing that poonono
1)A female's genital organ (vagina)
2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity
1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.
2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!
the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.
In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.
woman's genetalia. stems from the word "pudenda", which is actually in the dictionary.
I got myself some nice poon last night.
by anonymous Aug 5, 2003 add a video
Straight up pussy homie.
"I got mad poon the other night"
area of the female anatomy, located between the inner thighs; especially loves the cock and the tongue
"wow, my boyfriend really knows how to work the poon"
1. Man, I just want to get me some poon and fuck it all night long.
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!