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2.
The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
by court day December 08, 2010
 
1.
Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.
Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!
by aquamongoose December 02, 2009