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The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.

Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.
The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!
by 331113 February 15, 2011